* Hire someone to pull weeds in my yard. I dream of all the free time I'd have if I didn't care so much about a pretty yard.
* Hire someone to do laundry and dishes. Nuff said.
* Have an in-home caterer. I try to cook most dinners from scratch. Maybe 75%. Tonight is going to be a mac & cheese and whatever-leftovers-are-still-in-the-fridge kind of night. Don't judge me. I'll come look in your refrigerator.
* Babysitter so that I can go to more poetry readings (like, any).
I'm sure I could think of more reasons, but ...